imagine creating a silly little story for your kid, and years later, they light the empire state building in blue to celebrate the silly little character you created. must be crazy
Anonymous asked:
any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?
thepuppyclub Answer:
you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.
hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me
when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(
when headphones say “battery low” in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music
(via feralforwildblueyonder)
so apparently that final montage in Barbie are videos of mothers, daughters, sisters, and friends of the crew?! No, I am not crying.
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
(via booblo0d)
oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!
The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever
(via all-of-tagma)
ALT
I think I’ve been going through it / and I’ve been putting your name to it
So Much (For) Stardust by @falloutboy
